All of your quotes are getting on my nerves. -Peter Burke.
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| — | Peter Burke, White Collar (via lassidophilus) |
I feel the need to fall asleep for about a month to make up for how much sleep I lost the past couple of years!
I hate when I talk to my Mom…
And she’s screaming like…
And I’m just sitting there listening like…
Then she says I have an attitude…
And I’m like…
Then she tries to hit me like…
And I’m tryna dodge em’ like…
And she’s still hittin’ me like…
And through the hits I’m like…
And I try to play hurt like…
Then she leaves… and I’m like…
aiirrrddayyy
everyyyy day.
- They end up running away together and they live happily ever after?
- Actually, no. She leaves him at the airport, and they never see each other again.
- I thought you said it was a love story.
- Well, aren’t all the best love stories tragedies?
- Only in the movies ♥
- Actually, no. She leaves him at the airport, and they never see each other again.
- I thought you said it was a love story.
- Well, aren’t all the best love stories tragedies?
- Only in the movies ♥
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| — | (via carol-lilly) |
